$\neg \text{Code} \Rightarrow \neg \text{💰} \Rightarrow \neg \text{Coffee}$.

Some inspiring thoughts

"What Andy giveth, Bill taketh away."

— Niklaus Emil Wirth 1

"Computers are like air conditioners — they stop working if you open Windows."

— Unknown

"Any problem in computer science can be solved by another level of indirection."

— David Wheeler

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system."

— Unknown

"Software and cathedrals are much the same — first we build them, then we pray."

— Samuel T. Redwine, Jr.

"I think computer science is a liberal arts discipline."

— Vinton Gray Cerf

"I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!"

— Vidar Brein-Karlsen

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Some wording may have been lost in translation. He's swiss, after all.